what the crap
Edit: This is actually a pretty good game
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Android
It is the 21st Century, and Global Warming has caused a tidal wave that is destroying the Earth! A fart with the power of a rocket is the only thing that will save Bazza the Bogan Surfer from death by wipeout! Dodge dolphins, trees, dunnys and debris to stay on the wave. Bring down the bird invaders with skillful thrown turds and fart for your life as you try escape the Great White Shark!
Fast paced fart surfing physics.
Infinite Runner style gameplay.
Space invaders style levels.
Intense turd throwing action.
Farts, farts and more farts!
This is an Early Access Beta Test. It is possible that you may come across bugs or issues that affect your play. Please email us with any issues so that we can resolve them for you quickly.
However you can change the suggested price to whatever you think the game is worth.
PC:Space bar to fart!
Click mouse to throw turds!
Hold the fart button in the bottom left of the screen to fart.
Tap the screen to throw turds at what you tap.
You can duck under trees and signs.
Certain objects can be destroyed by throwing turds at it.
Collect baked beans to get extra lives.
Don't get sucked up the top of the wave.
Don't surf too far ahead.
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